So You Want to Buy a Troll

“Because they’re such terrible cooks and too stingy to order in, trolls are always glad for a free meal on Christmas Eve. If you want to prepare dinner for a troll, you must include a generous helping of meat. A few trolls, having converted to Christianity, promised they would no longer eat human flesh, but you can hardly expect them to be vegetarians. Leave the trolls’ meal out in the woods, far from the house. You don’t want him peering in the window when you open your Christmas presents.”

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